Hey North Korea, America here. We know what’s up…we know you’re checking out our MySpace page but not adding us when you see that Iraq has the first spot on our top 8. You’re thinking about hooking up with Taiwan or Japan just to make us jealous, am I right? It’s been fifty years babe, it’s probably time you moved on. And when General MacArthur said “I shall return,” that was just his way of being nice, trying to help mend that broken heart, you know? You’re out at the parties you know we’ll be at, flashing that revealing nuclear test launch dress, but sorry sugar….Iraq has won our heart, and there ain’t that much gonna change that. So go back to cutting yourself at four in the morning and writing cryptic, lame poetry in your “Kim Jong Blog.” Maybe one day if you get Iraq liquored up enough, we could have an Axis-of-Evil-Menage-à-Trois?

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