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http://panic.mendelini.com Mon, 26 Mar 2007 00:25:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dear Readers, I promise some new social commentary and icons in the coming weeks, but in the meantime, enjoy laughs that don't involve too much reading, downloading, or thinking. First off, this arrived in my Brooklyn/Staten Island region Valu-Pak™. File this under "I shit you not." Haha! Doody! Next, I took a break from ... http://panic.mendelini.com/some-low-brow/ I find the Village Voice is useful for three things: dates and times for professional cover bands playing B.B. King's club, tidying up after your dog, and free packing materials for sending your bricked Xbox 360 back to Microsoft. But also they are the Brian DePalmas to my Alfred Hitchcock. My ... http://panic.mendelini.com/village-voice-copiers-of-me/ Not to be outdone by the Police reuniting and going on tour, I, Mendelini, have decided to come back to the icon game after five years. Instead of a lengthy diatribe about why or how, I'm just going to unleash the damn thing and let you people enjoy it. Do ... http://panic.mendelini.com/monoliff/ Please choose from the following story arcs: • Psychologically troubled sibling • Fall in love with colleague • Trouble with pregnancy • Reconnecting with problematic parent • Drug problem • Hospital administration scrutinizes radical decision even though the right call was clearly made • Patient/Family of patient returns to cause trouble • Huge transportation accident (during sweeps) brings ... http://panic.mendelini.com/how-to-make-your-own-er-character/ I don't think that irony was invented before 1992. Technorati Tags: mr. t http://panic.mendelini.com/take-that-attitude-to-williamsburg/ If anyone wants to take me on in Lumines Live for Xbox Live Arcade, I will kick your ass. Technorati Tags: lumines, xbox live arcade http://panic.mendelini.com/and-also-i-challenge-you/ I think that I've hated the Grammy awards my entire life. Overproduced mutual-masturbation bonanzas like the Oscars and the Emmys tend to acknowledge small pockets of merit among the chaff on the rare occasion, but the Grammys generally nominate based on sales. This usually means a lot of the facile ... http://panic.mendelini.com/get-out-my-house/ Today is the sort of day that people like Pat O'Brien and Mary Hart (going on the assumption that she is not entirely machine just yet) live for: Anna Nicole Smith is dead. As of right now, various news outlets are stretching what little detail is available to the press ... http://panic.mendelini.com/the-phantom-menace/ I've said it before, but Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series - the American Idol of would-be child molesters - is amongst the greatest things to happen to TV since Desi Arnaz invented the three camera system. Much like Cops, Jerry Springer and the Osbornes, there is gold in ... http://panic.mendelini.com/hi-im-chris-hansen-and-im-with-dateline-nbc/ First off, happy 2007. Second, I apologize for the long absence, as the world has been less than inspiring in the last month. There's a Transformers movie coming out this July; I'd be the worst sort of liar if I said I wasn't looking forward to it (despite being directed by ... http://panic.mendelini.com/how-to-sow-and-tend-to-your-summer-blockbuster-cash-cow/