It goes without saying that you should probably hit the breaks should a moose cross the path of your vehicle. An animal weighing in at well over a thousand pounds could cause considerable damage and even the driver and/or passengers’ deaths versus a vehicle, but does one need a bumper sticker to remind people of this? Are there people that deliberately drive into moose? Is it some sort of rite of passage to fell one of these majestic beasts with a car? Sherman tank?

You shouldn’t have to think about this; I shouldn’t have to write about this.

And what the fuck is a car parked in Bay Ridge doing with a bumper sticker like this?

What does moose taste like?

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